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You guys were locked in on that asshole weren't you?

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Leftover from what, the bubonic plague? It looks like you found this shirt in a parking lot.

Bubonic Plague Chicken Club Shirt

Is that grandmas famous swamp ass recipe?

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Are you attracted to blobfish? Well you are now. With that bushy mustache and beautiful bosom this guy is nearly irresistible (and yes, it's a man).

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"You are so beautiful. You are absolutely gorgeous. I have never laid eyes on someone as lovely and pretty as you" - Everyone who sees you wearing this

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Are you a terrible cook? Are you a great cook who just wants an excuse in case dinner goes horribly wrong? This shirt has you covered- because you did it on purpose!

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Leftover from what, the bubonic plague? It looks like you found this sticker in a parking lot.

Bubonic Plague Chicken Club Sticker

It's time to show the world you care about the Carrot Meister.

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